When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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