he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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