You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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