i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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