that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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