I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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