I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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