He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!