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• (281): View more from Texas

  Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

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  i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar

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  I need you to use more vowels.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me

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• (806): View more from Texas

  He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet

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