I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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