In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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