my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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