I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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