she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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