Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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