OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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