I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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