sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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