Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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