i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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