I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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