eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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