absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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