She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
