that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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