Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Operation Purity has been aborted
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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