well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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