So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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