2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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