I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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