I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
