it hurts more in the daytime
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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