stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
