Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
why is half of my head shaved?
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