used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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