And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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