ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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