You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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