i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
