i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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