did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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