I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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