Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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