I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wear drunk well.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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