Have you finally orgasmed yet?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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