god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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