you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Just high enough for therapy.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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