Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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