No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
