Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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