he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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