omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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