Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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