u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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