Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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