She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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