They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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