It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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