yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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